Alrighty, let's resurrect this piece o' crap!!

*ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

the above sound is supposed to be angelic.. not demonic


ahh wells, hey YOU! ima gonna rant about something near and dear to my heart...

















babies...

i.want.one. *sad face*<- ":( " undermines how i feel..

i was carrying my parent's friends's totally newborn baby just recently (can't believe she let my clumsy ass touch her precious lil angel) and i was so aww-ish i couldn't stand myself.. i literally (and i do mean literally,not "seriously") wanted to nibble on her lil fingers and cheeks..

to satisfy my premature maternal instincts (i'm 19 for crying out loud) i shall post pictures of babies here now.. *viewership drops to a negative* heh oh wells.. hopefully this will spur lisa on to be more proactive in her hunt *winkwink*


contrary to popular belief, i think asian babies are way cuter than caucasian babies.. there's something about the small slit eyes and huge-ass bulbous noses that work on a baby.. of cos those things WILL come back to haunt them us when we go through puberty.. just ask jackie chan, im sure he took on martial arts to beat up those people who teased him about his fist-sized nose..



and now....
ASIAN BABIES!!!

un.believably adorable (pause was for dramatic effect)

aww grumpy baby.. momma'll feed you soon!!

aren't you a happy lil thing!!!

in case you were wondering, yes, i typed "asian babies" into google images.. haha..

now that it has been established i have lost some screws.. it's time to show you the handsome-est man EVAR (i don't see the link but lemme satisfy my bimbotic cravings)..

okok, that's not true.. abi probably has something to say about this guy being un-handsome.. BUT I THINK HE IS!!

lee dewyze from american idol!!! *faints* his first name is some asian dude's surname!! coolness :D

cute smile hehheh.. now there are two reasons why i think he is so darn attractive, besides the very apparant lovely face..

(1) he is kinda chunky in the chubby way.. since i am so sensitive about my weight (cos i'm F.A.T boo) i honestly think bigger guys are more attractive.. sense of secuity and all.. how can a stick thin bicep-less guy protect me from a terrorist attack or something?!! if i faint in fright, he'd have to leave me on the ground to die cos he can't lift my heavy tush :( but abi, you can have your musician-build skinny white boy.. hahha, im sure he can lift you..

(2) he is a musician. says it all..

now the amount of musical talent a guy has impacts his sexuality to a proportionate level.. meaning, it has a direct relationship.. plays one instrument, up 20%.. plays two instruments, up 30% and so on.. now this is subdivided into categories such as type of instrument (and NO the triangle doesn't count) guitar garners like a 5% increase? guitarists are everywhere really.. pianist (whoo) say like 15%.. singers def take up all 20%, a good voice is a gift, most other things are skills that can be acquired..

there is another subdivision- level of skill.. like duh.. only know G C Em D and A? sorry dude, that's a 1%.. hahhaa.. ok, you get the idea...

lee plays the guitar relatively well and he can sing *melts*

lookie!!

mamma mia!! (ok seriously don't judge me..... )

to end off this totally random AND pointless post (charlene told me to blog simple hahah) i shall leave you with a precious gift.. lee's gorgeous face.. i prefer clean shaven guys but there's something about his ruggedness that is yummy-licious wheee!! (charlene don't let wensley see this k? i'll never hear the end of it..)

dunch pretend you aint enjoying this!!.... :D

The heart is but a tapestry of emotions
Intricately interwoven and balanced.
A network one can get lost in,
An infinite intersection.

And when one chokes himself on a thread
He points in the other direction.
Staking his claim on a cloud
One pushes forth with his accusations.

Responsibility is left unattended to
It hovers over an abyss.
Brave souls vie for what cost their lives
Yet the one to whom it belongs hides in a crease
The crease he christened his mind.

Irony.