Monday, April 27, 2009

we've all heard what jackie chan has to say about singaporeans.. sure, give him a tongue lashing if you want, but that'll just be beating a man up for speaking the truth..



singaporeans have no self-respect, no sense of social graciousness..



as often as we complain about the people who came over from a certain foreign land (hmm..) with their boisterous smelly ways that is almost always coupled with the intense need to be the first at everything.. time to wonder if we're mere reflections of them (albeit granted we're less smelly)



since when does elbowing your way into a bus or train become socially acceptable?.. when you're in singapore.. mmhmm that sight ain't pretty people..



of cos of cos, living in singapore isn't that bad, after all we've got such advanced medical researches and all.. i mean, we're the inventors of the instant sleeping pill aren't we?.. it's called "the pregnant lady".. for others, the more mild "old woman" works real well too..



okok so i understand you are possibly too tired to give up your seat, otherwise you might collapse from fatigue or something.. but is your bag too fussy to sit on your lap and require a cushioned seat too?.. oh poor dear, shall i give it a back rub hmm?



to a country that requires a courtesy CAMPAIGN, i say wake up.. for the world doesn't revolve around you.. perhaps if you took a glance to your left and right recently you'd have realised other people actually populate this "fine" city..



do unto others what you want others to do unto you.. sounds familiar? quoting the golden rule here.. im sure when you get pregnant or get old... or break both your legs... you'll wanna have to stand and wait for a seat like every other healthy able-bodied person..



don't even get me started on our service industry.. i sure enjoy getting dirty looks and rolling eyes when i go shopping, they are great to have!!



a first world country we will never be.. unless we try a little kindness yes show a little kindness... pfft screw that.. a silly song sung by a gay looking lion ain't gonna do anything!! perhaps a compulsory courtesy course for every ugly singaporean would produce better results..



OH i know, how about fining every person who doesn't emanate courtesy and social graces?.. that'll broaded the government's tax base fer sure.. apt in a time like this, could possible collect enough money for another storey for the IR hmm..



ok moving on.. DID YOU SEE CHEW CHOR MENG ON STAR AWARDS?!??! sigh, i was speechless.. i couldn't even look at him.. poor little dear.. the amazing thing?.. he still stood strong, thanking and giving God all the glory.. true faith remains unshaken in the face of adversary.. you can quote me, i don't mind heh..



never knew pple like zheng ge ping and jessica liu were christians too.. brings a warm glow to my heart knowing that God is moving.. :D



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Saturday, April 25, 2009

well well well, i promise a bimbotic post and i'm gonna deliver!! kinda i guess haha..


the long awaited USA pictures are HEREEEEEE!!... feast your eyes peeps, it took HOURS to upload.. ):


uh the full album aint here obviously, there are like HUNDREDS of pictures, selected mostly those with people in it cos we were spamming scenary photos with the cam mostly, since everything was so so pretty.. like a book really (:


ok. let's start with, stop-over flight at tokyo!! technically i've been to japan too! woohoo haha


we decided to buy some fries and a small coke to kill time while waiting for out connecting flight?.. well uh, their small coke is a tiny really...






well, after reaching detroit we had to catch another flight to south carolina where my aunt lives?.. and well there was a snow storm and our flight got cancelled! we had to stay overnight in the airport!! well since it aint safe to let 3 girls sleep in the airport alone, my aunt got us a room at the only available hotel.. WESTIN! gosh it it friggin 5 star!! US$300 per night!!!


it had big everything though... big toilet..




big TV..



BIG BED!!



this massive water display was inside the lobby of the hotel..
can you imagine how huge the place is!?


FINALLY we reached out aunts place and it was..... indescribable.. like i saw snow for the first time in my life and it wasnt at some louya china place.. like the snow covered gorgeous houses with actual front and backyards..






rest of the pictures taken at her place is in the previous blog entry.. ok next stop,




NEW YORK! new york is like.... im at a loss for words.. it;s like being in movie? haha.. there were so many like old churches and buildings.. felt like sophie neveu, where's my robert langdon?!?.. hah



there were many others, im just lazy hee.. just use your imagination la wadever.. ok so anyway, it was at new york that we went to see... NIAGARA FALLS!! gosh, one of the natural wonders of the world ok!! it was f.r.e.e.z.i.n.g... we wanted to die hahha... i had on 3 pairs of WOOLY socks and still felt my toes go numb..

the falls were frozen over at the bottom


there was a perpeptual rainbow over the falls, pretty!


we then went back to south C to chill... for a few days before heh heh, u''ll see later..

aunt's cozy corner on her balcony.. facing her backyard..
which led to a forested area which looks like the one
edward carried bella through in the movie heh

WALMART!! where you can get literally ANYTHING..

rmb japan's quantity for the coke.. this is america's.. that is MY fist, not any of my skinny scrawny sister's fist.. but MINE.. can you imagine the size of that soda bottle?!


my aunt travels alot and cant have pets though she loves dogs.. so she got a fake one hah..
a fake guard dog, how cute

wonder how my aunt looks like? here she is... a spastic 50 something year old..
HAHAHA i love her







next destination?... ORLANDO FLORIDA!! the home of the original....
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DISNEYLAND!!!!



proof of flight

our hotel at florida was amazing too... ahh everything in USA is amazing la.. ):

they folded out towels in the shape of swans hah, how thoughtful..


ahh the simpsons.. homer who molested me and marge who is totally a man..
hah ok homer didnt molest me he was just being an ass.. he messed my hair up just cos i kinda hit his butt accidentally ): pfft tyical homer lol

cinderella's castle!!! *beams*

there's always time for photos, even when we're ON THE WAY
up the 5 story fluge ride plunge hah



gorgeous shot no?.. it was accidental though i have to admit lol

in mickey and minnie's house!! haha, it was kinda funny..
all the furniture and everything were so cartoony..

HAH the infamous mickey shot.. it was after this shot that mickey turned to give my sister a hug and WHACKED my face with his huge plastic ears... ow

byebye disneyland...




finally stop at south C before heading home.. rmb it was winter when we came?... well, it was spring when we were leaving.. haha, blossomming pear trees (:

took a few pictures at detroit airport on the way home.. they have this really cool tunnel like thing.. it's totally useless and only for aesthetic purposes but it was really nice.. the tunnel is just made up of many many many travellators and its kinda like underwater world but instead of sea creatures its just sychronised music and lights.. it was so cool, wonder how changi airport beat out all these other airports la.. changi is like alright only wad haha...





byebye america.. ah, wanna go back!!

ok im tired now.. this post took hours.. more than makes up for the posting drought yea? (:

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