the worst kind of nightmares are the recurring kind..

so i've been having this really freaky dream all week.
don't laugh as you read this.
no, you can't chuckle either.


so on monday i went to bed thinking about something totally unrelated to what was coming for me

*shudder*

i.dreamt.i.was.obese.


wahhhhhh it was so surreal! ok i admit the first time i dreamt it i sorta laughed to myself. like.. harharhar now i know what i look like disgustingly fat..


then when it started coming back again and again, night after night.. nobody's laughing no more!!

it's like everytime i close my eyes now i see this grossly massive whale of a woman.. and she has my face!! ahhh!!

I TOLD YOU NOT TO LAUGH!!

recently she ( i refuse to say i ) has been growing! like she's slowly taking up my entire peripheral vision.. it's like, i'm sorta looking into this gigantic mirror and the reflection i see is now so big i have to turn my head to see one side of "me"..


sigh... the omnious feeling is creeping up on me.. am i seeing the future?!!! haahahhahha

hmm on the bright side, at least i could still stand and wasn't like bed-bound or anything.. ):


well wells, on a lighter note..

check this out!! hahahha a twilight spoof that'll garner a good read i'll bet (:

the story follows a young high school student named Belle Goose who moves to Switchblade, Oregon, and meets Edwart Mullen, a “super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls.”


Belle is all about vampires and convinces herself that Edwart is in fact a being of the undead. She comes to this conclusion after seeing him do things she considers "otherworldly"(”Edwart leaves his Tater Tots™ untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!”).


i loved twilight so by no means is this some lame stab at twilight's genius (heh yea i think twilight's genius) but it sounds funny! totally bringing the faraway notion of vampires into the real world..

unfortunately i don't know if it'll be available here or not.. hmm, we'll see..

what IS available is dan brown's new book, the lost symbol.. i haven't read digital fortress or deception point!.. i need a book provider................. i sighed

anyway, yeah.. the lost symbol!! yea i know dan brown's books are all swiss-cheesy (full of holes haha i made a joke) with half truths and whole lies, but it makes a good read and i simply adore reading! plus plus only creatures of real intelligence can come up with believable lies haha.. thick plots coupled with fascinating codes etc etc.. dan brown is admittedly good people!

oh oh switchfoot has a new album too? hello hurricane.. do you still care? haha hmm

anyway, i found out i got my clumsy genes from my dad.. a 57 year old man taking a tumble ain't funny.. his ankle's like a pufferfish ):

it has been a sloooowwww week.. sigh