ok, i think i just did a very horrible thing to someone.. i think it was very uncalled for and now i feel really sorry about it.. it's like i totally didn't consider my actions at all.. :/ only liangzhi and weiyan will understand.. gosh... super guilty now.. i bet i'll go home and cry if someone did that to me.. AHH!! i can't live with this guilt!! i must totally change church.. move.. change my name or something.. sighh, IM SORRY!!.... ))):

anywayy.. was surfing the net and i chanced upon this.. it's hilarious!! it's about wad happened on one episode of Jay Leno's talk show.. sighh.. if you dunno who Jay Leno is, just pretend you do and read the story below.. it's funny!! ( ok, a very quick change of tone, but this story is really funny)

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold..and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants downand started. In the deep snow, she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic, and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance!

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal. Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.

So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down.' And you thought your first date was embarrassing.

Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'

Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

aww!!!.. they got married!! so super sweet la.. haha, i wouldn't mind going through that entire situation if i knew he'd be my husband.. ((: although getting peed on has gotta suck.. like what if he has aiming problems?!?

anyway, in case you're wondering why i haven't blogged in a relatively long time.. it's cos i have discovered the joy of written diaries.. lisaa!! you should try this out.. haha, i can write explicit details without worrying about what others might think.. i can express wad i truly feel without being judged or frowned upon.. i can write down prayers from my heart that don't hide anything.. it's very releasing!! ok, i admit releasing is a lousy word to use.. but u get wad i mean..

yupp.. and surprisingly.. when im angry or upset and start to pen things down, i somehow become cooler.. you can totally tell from my tone.. haha, from harsh words with hard and strong handwriting to a more relaxed thing.. i think it's very healthy!! ((: can practice my journalistic skills at the same time too..

phew... prelims are finally over!!! i give myself about 2 weeks to relax and have fun.. before going full-steam for A LEVELS!! so please people.. BOOK ME WHILE STOCKS LASTS!! haha.. i can't believe how life will be like after my As.. must start planning already.. haha!! muz look for high paying job that doesn't demand much time!! umm... that's impossible la.. but a girl can dream (:

cheerios (: