before i start.. HEY ADA!! thanks for dropping by hoho what happened to our lunch/dinner plans?! grab lisasa and let's goooooo!..
ok now i'm starting.. on a totally bimbotic post, yea yea yea unleashing my true self.. pfft whatever *flicks hair back and twirls it*
school has started and i.hate.it.. ok, not like it's unknown.. getting tired so quickly feels totally new to me cos i have been having more than ample sleep and now that i don't anymore i feel so cranky gahh
the only good thing about school is that there's a new batch of exchange students.. nope, not talking about the PRCs or ah-nehs.. but the HAWT ANGMOHS!! ~~ can't get enough of em hoho
yup, i am aware of how shallow i sound right now.. it sparked off the inspiration (if you can even call it that) for this post..
THE TOP 7 REASONS WHY SARAH IS REALLY A SHALLOW BIMBO
#7: i live off chick flicks.. yea, only the bottom feeders who are disgustingly hooked on the hollow storylines hollywood paints would admit to this.. and i raise both my hands as i shout to the heavens that i love em..
#6: i lovee trashy romantic novels as much as a good ol' jeffery archer book... *ducks for cover at the outrage* yeayea why can't i love both of em? all this talk about conformists.. i ain't one.. i don't fit into the typical mould.. it's like who says i can't love frilly pink dresses as much as i love rock and roll? pfft
#5: i have a squeaky high voice. don't all bimbos have squeaky high voices?? i hate mine.. it's like i heard my voice over the recording and i wondered aloud why i sound like a mouse.. i think john heard me :\
#4: i love all things musical. yes, even HSM.. hahahha can't help but laugh at myself.. i think musicals are wonderful things, i loved hairspray although some may say it was boring blahblah.. i cannot agree because the song and dance numbers can only be described in three words.. A-MAZE-ING.
#3: i am a band geek. i'd much rather listen to lyric-less band pieces because who says melodies can't tell a story? i don't expect you to understand or appreciate it.. but do listen to the track below!.. it tells the story of noah's ark from beginnning to end..
not the best rendition but only one i could find.. listen to how it started off, from the rising of the sun signifying a new day.. then the entering of animals begin.. hear the footsteps of an elephant, the wings of a bird, the leaping of frogs.. the grandeur of the whole scene!
the closing of the door.. and then the storm.. the rise and fall of the waves crashing against the ark! feel it? the rhythm of the raindrops? thunder?
then the rain slows to a drizzle.. the flood subsides.. hope arises in noah's heart.. the triump he feels as his spirit is uplifted.. the promise of God displayed in a rainbow.. do you see it? oh no i sound so loser-ish.. ok next point
#2: i care alot about my weight BUT i do nothing about it.. like i don't run or swim or do any exercise for that matter.. i dont diet either.. does that make me a lazy bimbo?!
THE #1 REASON WHY I'M A SHALLOW BIMBO?
i have actually succeeded in playing elevator music in my mind while i stone.. O.M.G i really snapped out of a stoned position after 5 whole minutes or so thinking of nothing! i rmb like some faint music playing at the back of my mind.. yesh!!! here's to happiness and simplicity from now on whoohoo!!~
ok this is the end of a totally pointless post.. BYE!!
or like the bimbos say it.. ciaos darhlings~
ok now i'm starting.. on a totally bimbotic post, yea yea yea unleashing my true self.. pfft whatever *flicks hair back and twirls it*
school has started and i.hate.it.. ok, not like it's unknown.. getting tired so quickly feels totally new to me cos i have been having more than ample sleep and now that i don't anymore i feel so cranky gahh
the only good thing about school is that there's a new batch of exchange students.. nope, not talking about the PRCs or ah-nehs.. but the HAWT ANGMOHS!! ~~ can't get enough of em hoho
yup, i am aware of how shallow i sound right now.. it sparked off the inspiration (if you can even call it that) for this post..
THE TOP 7 REASONS WHY SARAH IS REALLY A SHALLOW BIMBO
#7: i live off chick flicks.. yea, only the bottom feeders who are disgustingly hooked on the hollow storylines hollywood paints would admit to this.. and i raise both my hands as i shout to the heavens that i love em..
#6: i lovee trashy romantic novels as much as a good ol' jeffery archer book... *ducks for cover at the outrage* yeayea why can't i love both of em? all this talk about conformists.. i ain't one.. i don't fit into the typical mould.. it's like who says i can't love frilly pink dresses as much as i love rock and roll? pfft
#5: i have a squeaky high voice. don't all bimbos have squeaky high voices?? i hate mine.. it's like i heard my voice over the recording and i wondered aloud why i sound like a mouse.. i think john heard me :\
#4: i love all things musical. yes, even HSM.. hahahha can't help but laugh at myself.. i think musicals are wonderful things, i loved hairspray although some may say it was boring blahblah.. i cannot agree because the song and dance numbers can only be described in three words.. A-MAZE-ING.
#3: i am a band geek. i'd much rather listen to lyric-less band pieces because who says melodies can't tell a story? i don't expect you to understand or appreciate it.. but do listen to the track below!.. it tells the story of noah's ark from beginnning to end..
not the best rendition but only one i could find.. listen to how it started off, from the rising of the sun signifying a new day.. then the entering of animals begin.. hear the footsteps of an elephant, the wings of a bird, the leaping of frogs.. the grandeur of the whole scene!
the closing of the door.. and then the storm.. the rise and fall of the waves crashing against the ark! feel it? the rhythm of the raindrops? thunder?
then the rain slows to a drizzle.. the flood subsides.. hope arises in noah's heart.. the triump he feels as his spirit is uplifted.. the promise of God displayed in a rainbow.. do you see it? oh no i sound so loser-ish.. ok next point
#2: i care alot about my weight BUT i do nothing about it.. like i don't run or swim or do any exercise for that matter.. i dont diet either.. does that make me a lazy bimbo?!
THE #1 REASON WHY I'M A SHALLOW BIMBO?
i have actually succeeded in playing elevator music in my mind while i stone.. O.M.G i really snapped out of a stoned position after 5 whole minutes or so thinking of nothing! i rmb like some faint music playing at the back of my mind.. yesh!!! here's to happiness and simplicity from now on whoohoo!!~
ok this is the end of a totally pointless post.. BYE!!
or like the bimbos say it.. ciaos darhlings~
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