i was on the mrt today and i saw a funny thing.. this guy was deeply engrossed in his book and he was standing in front of another guy who was sitting down.. and the sitting down guy was fiddling and playing with the standing up guy's bag, and the standing up guy was totally oblivious.. so funny rite.. the sitting down man was scratching and flicking at the bag la!.. lol.. anyway this reminds me of so many mrt encounters i have.. lemme tell u about it..
WEIRD MRT ENCOUNTER #1:
me and nao were going home after the friendly at rj and we were sitting down beside each other and talking when suddenly.. a sour and bitter smell hit our noses.. i immediately felt nauseous and stood up to escape the overpowering fart smell.. nao joined me and we inched away from the odour.. beside us were 2 teenage girls, those bimbotic kind.. make up thick thick skirt short short kind.. the one closest to us had her legs crossed and her butt was slightly tilted towards us.. beside the girls was this guy in uniform.. now alot of pple who were there would probably think its the guy since HE'S A GUY, and guys fart alot.. and the girls were "pretty" i guess.. but i am pretty sure it was the girl closest to us who did it cos no one else seemed to be affected by the horrendous smell but us.. so should be the one closest to us, with the butt tilted slightly towards us one rite?.. ya, should be..
WEIRD MRT ENCOUNTER #2:
i was alone this time and i was sitting at the seat beside the glass thingy.. the seat beside me was empty, but not for long.. an old man came to seat beside me.. he smelled a little funky, if u know wad i mean.. but it was ok.. then later, he took off his slipper and kiao ka.. and his foot was like towards me.. and i saw it was like calloused and stuff.. i was so grossed out!.. but i cannot do anything rite, if i stand up alone like that like very weird.. i tried to pretend to sleep so i didnt have to face the calloused foot in front of me, meanwhile i was trying to squeeze myself onto the glass thingy so i would be a little furthur away from him.. abit bad, but it was really kinda gross..
WEIRD MRT ENCOUNTER #3:
i was on my way to my church meeting rite after training and so i had alot of things to carry, the ball, my shoebag, my waterbottle etc.. and this elderly couple walked, or should i say hobbled in.. i looked around and there were no seats for them.. i was so upset no one gave up their seats to this dear old people.. and though i was dead tired, i started gathering my many stuff that were strewed on the floor so i can give up my seat.. but then by then 2 guys stood up le.. so i just put down my things again.. i know i took quite long to give up my seat but wad about all those able bodied pple with NOTHING to carry?? pretend to sleep, pretend never see the elderly couple... sigh.. wad mean pple..
**lemme side track abit.. i would give up my seat to old pple, but by old i mean u need to have some difficulty walking, or have white hair, or have wrinkled face with liver spots, or have a hunchback, or be wearing those old flowerprinted shirts.. cos some middle aged pple think they deserve a seat but i dun think so.. u need to fulfill at least one of those criteria to get a seat from me.. those can see is around 50 plus, but back is straight, still dressed nicely, walk well, hair still black(dyed la, but still), face not really that badly wrinkled, dunnit a seat yet.. lol..
oh and also, lemme tell u something.. u guys better give up your seats to pregnant women, even if u think she's just fat, just give up, in case she's pregnant.. if she stares at u in anger means she's just fat.. also, adults with kids or toddlers deserve seats cos their kids are usually a handful.. pple who carry loads of stuff deserve a seat too.. but they must look like they are very xin ku and it's super heavy kind then give up, if not then nvm la..
WEIRD MRT ENCOUNTER #4:
i was sitting down and i looked straight and the other row of pple seating down opposite me.. and then the train approached the station and it slowed down.. then the whole row of people started to tilt to the right together.. then when the train stopped, it jerked, and the whole row of people jerked back together.. it was rather funny la.. lol... see picts below.. not well drawn, but ya.. (:
WEIRD MRT ENCOUNTER #1:
me and nao were going home after the friendly at rj and we were sitting down beside each other and talking when suddenly.. a sour and bitter smell hit our noses.. i immediately felt nauseous and stood up to escape the overpowering fart smell.. nao joined me and we inched away from the odour.. beside us were 2 teenage girls, those bimbotic kind.. make up thick thick skirt short short kind.. the one closest to us had her legs crossed and her butt was slightly tilted towards us.. beside the girls was this guy in uniform.. now alot of pple who were there would probably think its the guy since HE'S A GUY, and guys fart alot.. and the girls were "pretty" i guess.. but i am pretty sure it was the girl closest to us who did it cos no one else seemed to be affected by the horrendous smell but us.. so should be the one closest to us, with the butt tilted slightly towards us one rite?.. ya, should be..
WEIRD MRT ENCOUNTER #2:
i was alone this time and i was sitting at the seat beside the glass thingy.. the seat beside me was empty, but not for long.. an old man came to seat beside me.. he smelled a little funky, if u know wad i mean.. but it was ok.. then later, he took off his slipper and kiao ka.. and his foot was like towards me.. and i saw it was like calloused and stuff.. i was so grossed out!.. but i cannot do anything rite, if i stand up alone like that like very weird.. i tried to pretend to sleep so i didnt have to face the calloused foot in front of me, meanwhile i was trying to squeeze myself onto the glass thingy so i would be a little furthur away from him.. abit bad, but it was really kinda gross..
WEIRD MRT ENCOUNTER #3:
i was on my way to my church meeting rite after training and so i had alot of things to carry, the ball, my shoebag, my waterbottle etc.. and this elderly couple walked, or should i say hobbled in.. i looked around and there were no seats for them.. i was so upset no one gave up their seats to this dear old people.. and though i was dead tired, i started gathering my many stuff that were strewed on the floor so i can give up my seat.. but then by then 2 guys stood up le.. so i just put down my things again.. i know i took quite long to give up my seat but wad about all those able bodied pple with NOTHING to carry?? pretend to sleep, pretend never see the elderly couple... sigh.. wad mean pple..
**lemme side track abit.. i would give up my seat to old pple, but by old i mean u need to have some difficulty walking, or have white hair, or have wrinkled face with liver spots, or have a hunchback, or be wearing those old flowerprinted shirts.. cos some middle aged pple think they deserve a seat but i dun think so.. u need to fulfill at least one of those criteria to get a seat from me.. those can see is around 50 plus, but back is straight, still dressed nicely, walk well, hair still black(dyed la, but still), face not really that badly wrinkled, dunnit a seat yet.. lol..
oh and also, lemme tell u something.. u guys better give up your seats to pregnant women, even if u think she's just fat, just give up, in case she's pregnant.. if she stares at u in anger means she's just fat.. also, adults with kids or toddlers deserve seats cos their kids are usually a handful.. pple who carry loads of stuff deserve a seat too.. but they must look like they are very xin ku and it's super heavy kind then give up, if not then nvm la..
WEIRD MRT ENCOUNTER #4:
i was sitting down and i looked straight and the other row of pple seating down opposite me.. and then the train approached the station and it slowed down.. then the whole row of people started to tilt to the right together.. then when the train stopped, it jerked, and the whole row of people jerked back together.. it was rather funny la.. lol... see picts below.. not well drawn, but ya.. (:
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