my stomach is not as big as i thought
many plates of sushi i had bought
but i could only stuff seven plates down my throat
so full that i felt my stomach bloat

off to the movies, off i go
watched an NC16 movie, OH NO!
i saw a few things that made my pout
those who watch "The Banquet" will find out

but nevertheless i still had fun
felt so fat i wanted to run
but too tired and lazy was i to go
did i gain weight? oh please say NO!